Hedmanism

Hedmanism is the belief that Damon Hedman is the best teacher. Non-practicing Hedmanists tend to enjoy Mr. Hedman's class more than others, while strong supporters of Hedmanism believe Hedman is hands down the best teacher of all time. It is important to note that Hedman is aware of Hedmanism by name and jokingly claims to be one.

Belief
A devout Hedmanist claims that Hedman is the best teacher of all time. William Salazar, the apparent Hedmanist leader, frequently has conversations with Hedman and remembers everything he says. Devout Hedmanists are encouraged to donate 10% of their income to Hedman's Early Retirement Fund. To Hedmanists, dabbing is a sin. Even the mildest of Hedmanists enjoy Hedman's class and prefer him over many other teachers.